A typical shayari…


Recently, I watched a bollywood movie, the name I totally forgot. There was a scene where a boy conveys a girl in poetic mood.

Boy: Kismat se mujhe tum mili ho miss. (You met me of fortune, Miss.)

         Mutual funds are exposed to market risk.

Seriously, I can’t stop my laughter for a while. 🙂 Then I used my little thinking ability to extend what girl would have replied. The girl  version is my extension which I hope you will enjoy reading. Here it is.

Boy: Kismat se mujhe tum mili ho miss. (You met me of fortune, Miss.)

          Mutual funds are exposed to market risk.

Girl: Main tumhari girlfriend nahin banungi Mr. (I won’t become your girlfriend Mr.)

           If you desire, I can be your sister.

Enjoy and keep laughing my friends. 🙂 Please share your experiences if you have encountered such.  😛

– Ashish Kumar

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Send me the link :-)


Remembering the initial days of blogging, I remember one of the most common excuses given by most of my friends was , “Send me the link of your blog post I will see it… ” However, this has not yet changed and remains intact meaning that if I ask them to look in to my blog post, the same excuse comes. 🙂 For more than six years I came across this excuse. If you will ask whether they really read your post, the answer will most of the time, “Arey, I forgot. Please send me the link again.”  Have you been through such response? 😛

Interestingly, one person told me to send link to all my blog posts. I responded in saying that I will send you my blog link where you can read all the posts (obviously my blog will contain all the posts… 😛 ). But he kept on insisting to send all the links separately so that he will read when he is free and is in relaxed mood. I was wondering what to respond.  I thought there are more than 100 posts, meaning I need to send 100 links to him. LOl… 😛  Obviously these memories make me laugh and I really enjoy facing them. 😛 What about you all? Did you come across such incidents? Do share your experience which will make me and others to laugh more. Hahaha… 😛

– Ashish Kumar

Some unusual questions and their answers…


We often come across several questions in our life. Some are answerable and some are not. But, what about those questions which are answerable but we are not willing to answer the same.  In this post I will be talking about those questions which sometimes irritate us. The person raising those questions knows the answers but then also he/she rises. The reason may be for fun or intentionally to irritate others or to make the serious situation lightly.

Q.1. You came from office?

The answerable person had just now reached home from office with irritated mind and feels uncomfortable with this question. Irritatingly he responds, “ No no, this is not me. This is my clone standing in front of you. The real me is on the way. I came just to answer your query.”

Q.2.  A person goes to his friend’s house and enquires about his presence. His wife responds that he is in bathroom.

By knowing that he is in bathroom, the person asks that is he taking bath there? Wife gets irritated and responds that, “No actually he forgot to do exercise today and so is doing now in bathroom as nobody can disturb him in bathroom. Also after performing the exercise he will indulge in some religious activities which will take an hour for sure. You want to join him? “

Q.3. You are taking medicines. Do you have any health issues?

Irritated by the question, the respondent replies, “No, actually I have never tasted any medicines in my life till now. So I thought of taking various medicines with different taste ranging from sour, bitter, sweet etc and also I am trying different flavors. After that I will also taste the medicines for different diseases and then I will be preparing a report and submit before you for review.”

Q.4. Hey you have sent me your marriage invitation. Are you getting married?

The person who sent the invitation is actually getting married and thinking to the question for a while, the person responds, “The reason why I sent my marriage invitation is because I wanted to know how marriage happens. So I thought of doing a mock test of marriage before I actually get married.  The idea came in my mind and hence I invited you along with others. Hope you will be present. It is not the actual marriage but a form of dry run. “

 

There are many such questions which we face in our life. Sometimes we enjoy and sometimes we get irritated. I hope you have enjoyed reading those questions and silly answers. J  😛 Many of you might have encountered with the similar questions mentioned above. Please share your experience to those questions, how will you respond and will you enjoy or get irritated on encountering such questions. 🙂

– Ashish Kumar

Battle with joy


Life has many things to offer.
Either good or bad, one has to suffer.
Experiences has a role to play.
Making the path for smoother way.
Each fights at least a battle daily.
Wondering whether is it necessary really?
The question starts here.
The road to an unknown battle.
Sometimes resulting in vain.
Sometimes bearing a severe pain.
Life is incomplete without fight.
But not with the humans.
Which we fight at every moment.
What to do what not to do.
What is right what is wrong…
Either in day or night.
We have to fight.

The battle which we fight always.
Is never real always.
Its a virtual fight.
Which cannot be seen but felt.
The battle which we cannot stop.
So better not to try to put a full stop.
One has to face and win.
Rather to be in disguise and ruin.
Take that in positive way.
To build the path for your way.
There is nothing to cry.
Face the battle with joy.
Just … Face the battle with joy….

battle

 – Ashish Kumar

What should I think…


More work and less day.
Want to go on my own way.
Trying to get rid of it.
The more I try, the more I stick.
Paving the way to lose something.
I am not able to think.

Experiencing the thorny situation.
I am having some tension.
Being in dilemma for time.
I am losing my time.
My mind is not able to think.
And my eyes stopped to blink.

I have to take a risk to rise.
Rather than to be in disguise.
Bad moments are my friends now.
Got habituated to deal with them now.
I need to think.
But the question is what?
The pain remains.
The dirt persists.
That I need to revert and resist.
Hoping for that morning to come.
I am waiting for that sun to rise and come.
But for the present…
What should I think ?

thinking

– Ashish Kumar