Try to Laugh – 1


Laughing is a good exercise and it is always recommended to laugh to release stress. In fact, some people laugh without any reason. Life is too busy these days and there are many browsing internet in search of jokes to laugh. I am a silent person most of the time but when I am in mood, I leave no chance to make myself laugh and others as well. So, in this post, I thought of sharing a joke which is as follows:

Some of my friends kept on asking me, whether I have been to any Cruise? One day, I thought to answer this question.

Friend: Hey, have you been to any Cruise? It’s awesome yar.

Me: Of course, Yes!

Friend: Waw… I have been to Cruise 3-4 times.

Me: Oh… Only 3-4 times. And I go to Cruise more often.

Friend: Waw… You are so lucky and rich.

Me: How?

Friend: You have been to Cruise several times.

Me: Yeah, I have… In fact, I have been to Cruise hundreds of hundreds time.

Friend: Looking at me surprisingly! OMG…

Me: Looking at his face for some time and asked, what happened buddy? You are shocked?

Friend: No no…But I was thinking…

Me: What you are thinking?

Friend: Nothing… You are very rich.

Me: See, I have been to “Santacruz” several times in Mumbai… 😊  Whenever I go to office by train/road, Santacruz comes in between. 😊 😛 

Friend: Scratching his head…. 😊

Well, I think most of you have understood, particularly Mumbaikars. Santacruz is a place in Mumbai. This is the response I gave once. You may consider this a PJ i.e Pakau Joke. But think the other way around, PJ can be Perfect Joke as well. 😊  😛 Hahaha… Just try to laugh if you can. You might be wondering who created this above PJ and the answer is me… Lol 😊 I will be sharing some more jokes… Don’t think much by reading this post and just keep your mind aside and yeah, try to laugh… 😊

Ashish Kumar

A typical shayari…


Recently, I watched a bollywood movie, the name I totally forgot. There was a scene where a boy conveys a girl in poetic mood.

Boy: Kismat se mujhe tum mili ho miss. (You met me of fortune, Miss.)

         Mutual funds are exposed to market risk.

Seriously, I can’t stop my laughter for a while. 🙂 Then I used my little thinking ability to extend what girl would have replied. The girl  version is my extension which I hope you will enjoy reading. Here it is.

Boy: Kismat se mujhe tum mili ho miss. (You met me of fortune, Miss.)

          Mutual funds are exposed to market risk.

Girl: Main tumhari girlfriend nahin banungi Mr. (I won’t become your girlfriend Mr.)

           If you desire, I can be your sister.

Enjoy and keep laughing my friends. 🙂 Please share your experiences if you have encountered such.  😛

– Ashish Kumar

Send me the link :-)


Remembering the initial days of blogging, I remember one of the most common excuses given by most of my friends was , “Send me the link of your blog post I will see it… ” However, this has not yet changed and remains intact meaning that if I ask them to look in to my blog post, the same excuse comes. 🙂 For more than six years I came across this excuse. If you will ask whether they really read your post, the answer will most of the time, “Arey, I forgot. Please send me the link again.”  Have you been through such response? 😛

Interestingly, one person told me to send link to all my blog posts. I responded in saying that I will send you my blog link where you can read all the posts (obviously my blog will contain all the posts… 😛 ). But he kept on insisting to send all the links separately so that he will read when he is free and is in relaxed mood. I was wondering what to respond.  I thought there are more than 100 posts, meaning I need to send 100 links to him. LOl… 😛  Obviously these memories make me laugh and I really enjoy facing them. 😛 What about you all? Did you come across such incidents? Do share your experience which will make me and others to laugh more. Hahaha… 😛

– Ashish Kumar

Sudden call…


 

I would like to share an excerpt from Radio Mirchi where you get some silly incidents which make you laugh. I was laughing so much which I can’t express. Just read and enjoy…

A person called a girl to inform about that he had liked her profile picture on facebook. The girl showed gratitude by saying thanks to the person and was impressed to know the same. After receiving thanks, the person told her that by mistake he liked her profile picture which he is going to dislike now. The girl asked the reason to dislike. The man said, “What is there to like in your picture? People like the picture when there is something to like. People press the like button if the picture is pretty enough, if it is attractive, beautiful etc.” Annoyed by this the girl says, “Since you have already liked the picture, let it be.” The person was not convinced with the girl’s argument. Read the following conversation.

Man: I pressed the like button by mistake so I will dislike it now.

Girl: Don’t dislike it. You have pressed the like button let it be as it is.

Man: No no, I will dislike. There is nothing to like.

Girl: Hey please don’t dislike.

Man: I will dislike. I just called you to inform that I am going to dislike your pic.

Girl: What do you think if you will dislike something will happen to me. I am getting 100 likes to my pictures.

Man: That’s good. Please enjoy today by 99 likes as I am going to dislike.

Girl: What the hell?

Man: It’s not hell. It was my mistake so I will rectify that.

Girl: Are you mad?

Man: I like only those pictures which are beautiful and attractive.

Girl: I am also beautiful and attractive.

Man: You? Not at all.

Girl: Just put the phone down.

Man: I am willing to but you are only increasing the conversation which is decreasing my balance.

Girl: Han to… Cancel the call.

Man: Ok… Just one minute. I want to say something.

Girl: What?

Man: You are not at all attractive so I will dislike your profile picture.

Girl: OMG…. Huh….

Really the above incident is funny. What do you say? Have you come across such unexpected calls… If yes how you responded that moment or share any such moment which you have observed… Just for fun 🙂 . .. Hope you have enjoyed reading… 😛

   – Ashish Kumar

Unnecessary Laughs…


As it is said, “laughter is the best medicine”, and we do enjoy laughing. The reason of laugh may or may not be genuine but we do laugh whenever we get a chance.  🙂 Laughing is really beneficial for health, no doubt. There are also situations where we laugh unnecessary without any reason. It also happens that people starts laughing in serious situation. Consider the following scenarios:

  • Suppose you are going by train and successfully boarded it at the pick-up station. Meanwhile after few hours of journey, you lost your mobile which contains the soft copy of your ticket. You got nervous as the ticket checker is on the way to check yours. By knowing this, one of the passenger start laughing loudly looking at you. He is laughing in such a manner which made other people laugh as well. How will you going to react?
  • You went to a marriage ceremony and due to some reason; conflict arose between your close friends. Instead of handling and trying to help in negotiation, you started to laugh by looking at your friends. You laughed a lot and suddenly your friend came and scolded you but you continued to laugh… may be due to some other reason…
  • You went to watch a movie and there is a serious scene going on in the movie. Most of the audience including your friends with whom you went is very serious and some are crying as well due to the emotional scene. But you are in your own world and suddenly started to laugh in such a manner like someone has cracked a big joke. People around you looked at you in a serious manner and you realized that something is really serious. What explanation will you give for this? 🙂

There are many other circumstances where we come across such situations. Sometimes we definitely enjoy. If you ask from me, I do laugh even though if it is not required. The third case is an excerpt from my incident. 😛  Frankly speaking, I enjoy that time when my laugh irritates others.  LoL… 😛

What is your take on such laugh? Do you enjoy or get irritated? Share your experience…  And do answer this question, What is the reason behind such unnecessary laughs?

– Ashish Kumar