Try to Laugh – 1


Laughing is a good exercise and it is always recommended to laugh to release stress. In fact, some people laugh without any reason. Life is too busy these days and there are many browsing internet in search of jokes to laugh. I am a silent person most of the time but when I am in mood, I leave no chance to make myself laugh and others as well. So, in this post, I thought of sharing a joke which is as follows:

Some of my friends kept on asking me, whether I have been to any Cruise? One day, I thought to answer this question.

Friend: Hey, have you been to any Cruise? It’s awesome yar.

Me: Of course, Yes!

Friend: Waw… I have been to Cruise 3-4 times.

Me: Oh… Only 3-4 times. And I go to Cruise more often.

Friend: Waw… You are so lucky and rich.

Me: How?

Friend: You have been to Cruise several times.

Me: Yeah, I have… In fact, I have been to Cruise hundreds of hundreds time.

Friend: Looking at me surprisingly! OMG…

Me: Looking at his face for some time and asked, what happened buddy? You are shocked?

Friend: No no…But I was thinking…

Me: What you are thinking?

Friend: Nothing… You are very rich.

Me: See, I have been to “Santacruz” several times in Mumbai… 😊  Whenever I go to office by train/road, Santacruz comes in between. 😊 😛 

Friend: Scratching his head…. 😊

Well, I think most of you have understood, particularly Mumbaikars. Santacruz is a place in Mumbai. This is the response I gave once. You may consider this a PJ i.e Pakau Joke. But think the other way around, PJ can be Perfect Joke as well. 😊  😛 Hahaha… Just try to laugh if you can. You might be wondering who created this above PJ and the answer is me… Lol 😊 I will be sharing some more jokes… Don’t think much by reading this post and just keep your mind aside and yeah, try to laugh… 😊

Ashish Kumar

Some unusual questions and their answers…


We often come across several questions in our life. Some are answerable and some are not. But, what about those questions which are answerable but we are not willing to answer the same.  In this post I will be talking about those questions which sometimes irritate us. The person raising those questions knows the answers but then also he/she rises. The reason may be for fun or intentionally to irritate others or to make the serious situation lightly.

Q.1. You came from office?

The answerable person had just now reached home from office with irritated mind and feels uncomfortable with this question. Irritatingly he responds, “ No no, this is not me. This is my clone standing in front of you. The real me is on the way. I came just to answer your query.”

Q.2.  A person goes to his friend’s house and enquires about his presence. His wife responds that he is in bathroom.

By knowing that he is in bathroom, the person asks that is he taking bath there? Wife gets irritated and responds that, “No actually he forgot to do exercise today and so is doing now in bathroom as nobody can disturb him in bathroom. Also after performing the exercise he will indulge in some religious activities which will take an hour for sure. You want to join him? “

Q.3. You are taking medicines. Do you have any health issues?

Irritated by the question, the respondent replies, “No, actually I have never tasted any medicines in my life till now. So I thought of taking various medicines with different taste ranging from sour, bitter, sweet etc and also I am trying different flavors. After that I will also taste the medicines for different diseases and then I will be preparing a report and submit before you for review.”

Q.4. Hey you have sent me your marriage invitation. Are you getting married?

The person who sent the invitation is actually getting married and thinking to the question for a while, the person responds, “The reason why I sent my marriage invitation is because I wanted to know how marriage happens. So I thought of doing a mock test of marriage before I actually get married.  The idea came in my mind and hence I invited you along with others. Hope you will be present. It is not the actual marriage but a form of dry run. “

 

There are many such questions which we face in our life. Sometimes we enjoy and sometimes we get irritated. I hope you have enjoyed reading those questions and silly answers. J  😛 Many of you might have encountered with the similar questions mentioned above. Please share your experience to those questions, how will you respond and will you enjoy or get irritated on encountering such questions. 🙂

– Ashish Kumar