A typical shayari…


Recently, I watched a bollywood movie, the name I totally forgot. There was a scene where a boy conveys a girl in poetic mood.

Boy: Kismat se mujhe tum mili ho miss. (You met me of fortune, Miss.)

         Mutual funds are exposed to market risk.

Seriously, I can’t stop my laughter for a while. 🙂 Then I used my little thinking ability to extend what girl would have replied. The girl  version is my extension which I hope you will enjoy reading. Here it is.

Boy: Kismat se mujhe tum mili ho miss. (You met me of fortune, Miss.)

          Mutual funds are exposed to market risk.

Girl: Main tumhari girlfriend nahin banungi Mr. (I won’t become your girlfriend Mr.)

           If you desire, I can be your sister.

Enjoy and keep laughing my friends. 🙂 Please share your experiences if you have encountered such.  😛

– Ashish Kumar

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Send me the link :-)


Remembering the initial days of blogging, I remember one of the most common excuses given by most of my friends was , “Send me the link of your blog post I will see it… ” However, this has not yet changed and remains intact meaning that if I ask them to look in to my blog post, the same excuse comes. 🙂 For more than six years I came across this excuse. If you will ask whether they really read your post, the answer will most of the time, “Arey, I forgot. Please send me the link again.”  Have you been through such response? 😛

Interestingly, one person told me to send link to all my blog posts. I responded in saying that I will send you my blog link where you can read all the posts (obviously my blog will contain all the posts… 😛 ). But he kept on insisting to send all the links separately so that he will read when he is free and is in relaxed mood. I was wondering what to respond.  I thought there are more than 100 posts, meaning I need to send 100 links to him. LOl… 😛  Obviously these memories make me laugh and I really enjoy facing them. 😛 What about you all? Did you come across such incidents? Do share your experience which will make me and others to laugh more. Hahaha… 😛

– Ashish Kumar

Sudden call…


 

I would like to share an excerpt from Radio Mirchi where you get some silly incidents which make you laugh. I was laughing so much which I can’t express. Just read and enjoy…

A person called a girl to inform about that he had liked her profile picture on facebook. The girl showed gratitude by saying thanks to the person and was impressed to know the same. After receiving thanks, the person told her that by mistake he liked her profile picture which he is going to dislike now. The girl asked the reason to dislike. The man said, “What is there to like in your picture? People like the picture when there is something to like. People press the like button if the picture is pretty enough, if it is attractive, beautiful etc.” Annoyed by this the girl says, “Since you have already liked the picture, let it be.” The person was not convinced with the girl’s argument. Read the following conversation.

Man: I pressed the like button by mistake so I will dislike it now.

Girl: Don’t dislike it. You have pressed the like button let it be as it is.

Man: No no, I will dislike. There is nothing to like.

Girl: Hey please don’t dislike.

Man: I will dislike. I just called you to inform that I am going to dislike your pic.

Girl: What do you think if you will dislike something will happen to me. I am getting 100 likes to my pictures.

Man: That’s good. Please enjoy today by 99 likes as I am going to dislike.

Girl: What the hell?

Man: It’s not hell. It was my mistake so I will rectify that.

Girl: Are you mad?

Man: I like only those pictures which are beautiful and attractive.

Girl: I am also beautiful and attractive.

Man: You? Not at all.

Girl: Just put the phone down.

Man: I am willing to but you are only increasing the conversation which is decreasing my balance.

Girl: Han to… Cancel the call.

Man: Ok… Just one minute. I want to say something.

Girl: What?

Man: You are not at all attractive so I will dislike your profile picture.

Girl: OMG…. Huh….

Really the above incident is funny. What do you say? Have you come across such unexpected calls… If yes how you responded that moment or share any such moment which you have observed… Just for fun 🙂 . .. Hope you have enjoyed reading… 😛

   – Ashish Kumar

Unnecessary Laughs…


As it is said, “laughter is the best medicine”, and we do enjoy laughing. The reason of laugh may or may not be genuine but we do laugh whenever we get a chance.  🙂 Laughing is really beneficial for health, no doubt. There are also situations where we laugh unnecessary without any reason. It also happens that people starts laughing in serious situation. Consider the following scenarios:

  • Suppose you are going by train and successfully boarded it at the pick-up station. Meanwhile after few hours of journey, you lost your mobile which contains the soft copy of your ticket. You got nervous as the ticket checker is on the way to check yours. By knowing this, one of the passenger start laughing loudly looking at you. He is laughing in such a manner which made other people laugh as well. How will you going to react?
  • You went to a marriage ceremony and due to some reason; conflict arose between your close friends. Instead of handling and trying to help in negotiation, you started to laugh by looking at your friends. You laughed a lot and suddenly your friend came and scolded you but you continued to laugh… may be due to some other reason…
  • You went to watch a movie and there is a serious scene going on in the movie. Most of the audience including your friends with whom you went is very serious and some are crying as well due to the emotional scene. But you are in your own world and suddenly started to laugh in such a manner like someone has cracked a big joke. People around you looked at you in a serious manner and you realized that something is really serious. What explanation will you give for this? 🙂

There are many other circumstances where we come across such situations. Sometimes we definitely enjoy. If you ask from me, I do laugh even though if it is not required. The third case is an excerpt from my incident. 😛  Frankly speaking, I enjoy that time when my laugh irritates others.  LoL… 😛

What is your take on such laugh? Do you enjoy or get irritated? Share your experience…  And do answer this question, What is the reason behind such unnecessary laughs?

– Ashish Kumar

Some unusual questions and their answers…


We often come across several questions in our life. Some are answerable and some are not. But, what about those questions which are answerable but we are not willing to answer the same.  In this post I will be talking about those questions which sometimes irritate us. The person raising those questions knows the answers but then also he/she rises. The reason may be for fun or intentionally to irritate others or to make the serious situation lightly.

Q.1. You came from office?

The answerable person had just now reached home from office with irritated mind and feels uncomfortable with this question. Irritatingly he responds, “ No no, this is not me. This is my clone standing in front of you. The real me is on the way. I came just to answer your query.”

Q.2.  A person goes to his friend’s house and enquires about his presence. His wife responds that he is in bathroom.

By knowing that he is in bathroom, the person asks that is he taking bath there? Wife gets irritated and responds that, “No actually he forgot to do exercise today and so is doing now in bathroom as nobody can disturb him in bathroom. Also after performing the exercise he will indulge in some religious activities which will take an hour for sure. You want to join him? “

Q.3. You are taking medicines. Do you have any health issues?

Irritated by the question, the respondent replies, “No, actually I have never tasted any medicines in my life till now. So I thought of taking various medicines with different taste ranging from sour, bitter, sweet etc and also I am trying different flavors. After that I will also taste the medicines for different diseases and then I will be preparing a report and submit before you for review.”

Q.4. Hey you have sent me your marriage invitation. Are you getting married?

The person who sent the invitation is actually getting married and thinking to the question for a while, the person responds, “The reason why I sent my marriage invitation is because I wanted to know how marriage happens. So I thought of doing a mock test of marriage before I actually get married.  The idea came in my mind and hence I invited you along with others. Hope you will be present. It is not the actual marriage but a form of dry run. “

 

There are many such questions which we face in our life. Sometimes we enjoy and sometimes we get irritated. I hope you have enjoyed reading those questions and silly answers. J  😛 Many of you might have encountered with the similar questions mentioned above. Please share your experience to those questions, how will you respond and will you enjoy or get irritated on encountering such questions. 🙂

– Ashish Kumar